May 2013
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
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OMFG THE TEEN WOLF SEASON 3 TRAILER I JUST DIED
nontarian:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
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saltfree:
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
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I’m having a food dilemma… Should I make Mac n Cheese or Fettuccine Alfredo?
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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applying for scholarships has to be the biggest joke of my life… im not a pregnant teen, i know nothing about foreclosing a house and im pretty sure my parents 5000 square foot home doesnt qualify me as coming from a “poor socioeconomic background”
JUST FUCKING GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
whorville:
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– Chris Brogan (via mirroir)
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.
